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thebreakfastgenie:

uberguber89:

pigcatapult:

lonely-boiii:

aflotanir:

ima-giant-turtle:

dreamofhircine:

dreamofhircine:

judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop

just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post

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She is a cop and all cops are already unsexy

I’m sorrynotsorry to everyone in the notes just learning that Tumblr is a place for horny furries to blog about acab.

Unfortunately, Judy Hopps is very sexy AND ALSO a cop and therefore a bastard, and insisting that all cops are automatically unsexy is still attaching appearances to morality. Remembering that things can be sexy and evil, or ugly and good is imperative! Forgetting this derails and disrupts the conversation.

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Pee in a cup and leave it outside near ants - if they avoid it's probably not diabetes, if they seem interested, you might have sugar in your pee and should get checked out

— sent by Anonymous

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

spacecaptainglow:

were--ralph:

what the fuck is this 1200’s medical science 101

As a specimen processor who checks body fluids for a living I can confirm this is a real, vaguely accurate ancient way of checking for diabetes that dates back at least to Pliny the Elder

no i know it’s real but this isn’t the middle ages I can literally go to the UC or ER if i need to?? why would i resort back to this

actually nvm the American healthcare system is absolutely too expensive you’re right

shadow13dickpistons:

superioronion:

kristina100000:

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this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

can we nominate him for the Darwin award

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Oh thank God someone explained this.

hummerous:

tabloidfootprints:

killrockstar:

people on tiktok don’t even KNOW the addams family .. they’re not murderous evil violent hateful people they are a loving and caring and goofy family who love humanity they just happen to be goth and can’t die and have a pet lion. you will never be them.

wednesday straps her brother into an electric chair

meme with lord farquad laughing and pointing at something off-screen, to the left. text at the bottom reads "only child"ALT

fodsley:

fodsley:

pizzaboy10:

fodsley:

doing what can be described as as “edging my phone” as i take it from the charger at 10% and putting it back on charge when it gets to 3%

but why tho?

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im a little fucked up like that …

to everyone in the notes who said this is how I kill my battery I’m still doing it babey!!!! same phone same battery!!!!!

myclericalromance:

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said “we’re not catholic here”. now every time i’m doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

thoodleoo:

she let me hit because of my academic swag and my institutional access